This is the best video I have ever seen on tumblr.
I have been mind-fucked..wth.
(Source: arianazolciaksbelly)
Just because you become a noble now, doesn’t mean that I’ll ever let you leave me.
-Oz Bezarius
(Source: barehearth)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
